Hey N8N Wizards,
I’m an N8N noob on a mission to learn fast so I can launch my AI Marketing Agency into the stratosphere. I’ve been in web design and marketing for 23 years, but the moment I discovered agentic AI agents, I had a holy sh*t moment—like, why didn’t anyone tell me sooner?!
Now, I need a coach, guide, and occasional therapist who can hold my hand through the learning process. Someone who’s patient when I break my workflows, yet also a total beast who can handle hella complex N8N projects. Basically, I need an N8N Jedi Master.
Send me your N8N resume and convince me that you’re the ultimate partner in crime—the kind of person I can ride a unicorn with while money rains down on us because we just automated an entire industry. (Don’t worry, the humans all got off the couch and became triathletes, so it’s a win-win.)
Looking forward to making some awesome connections and building some crazy sh*t together! 
Cheers,
Drew Q.